| OK, this hits the highest on the annoyance scale. You want to make it a Schtickluch to
put an annoying, ugly, high contrast background image on your annoying page. When you are
choosing your ugly image from the many web sites with ugly web clip art you want to make
sure that there is a text color that blends easily into it. Then make sure you put that
text color on the page so the text is not readable. In fact, so unreadable that any boring
content on the page can only be viewed by selecting all the text so it's highlighted.
Another way to see if it will churn your readers' stomachs is to do this: remove all the
text so it's just a background and then stare at the page for 5 seconds. If your eyes
water, then it's annoying enough to put on the web.
Now you realize why browsers have the ability to turn off images! |
