Graphics

Graphics are a great way to add something to an empty page. In fact, just a page with a lot of annoying graphics that take a lot of time for the person to download is fun!

  • Size: Everyone has a T-1, so don't be afraid if your small image is a 200K JPEG.

  • Color: Loud an annoying colors are the best! If you can puke it, you can use it!

  • Image Backgrounds: Many images such as objects are not square and so there has to be a background in the image. So make sure that the background is not transparent. This means that the page's background color or image will not blend in and you see a ridicules color.

    This image shows what I am talking about in the above three cases:

    Here are some other tips:

    • Broken Links: Who cares if the image doesn't exist. You obviously don't!

    • ALT Tags: This is the text that appears behind the image before it loads. My advice, don't use it. Especially when the image is just a broken link.

    • Predefined Size: Make sure you don't tell the browser the size of the image before it loads. This prevents the browser from having the layout made before the image loads. Instead you want the user to see the entire page go haywire when the image loads. Believe me, it's annoying!


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