| Welcome to Microshaft's Lack of Knowledge Base. Our motto
is that we don't know as much about this OS as you think we do. We've been expecting you because we know by now your computer has stopped to a grinding halt. Here is the file you can download that will fix this problem: microshaft_fix_v88.64324.exe "How much time do you want to waste today?" |
Now how annoying is that?!? I know you've either had that problem or something like it where a bunch of web pages throw you in loops. I mean come on, you bought...err installed their product and like clockwork, two weeks pass and it breaks down again. So you ask them to help and they make about as much sense as Ross Perot. Who's to blame for these mistakes? Well, it's either the web page designer who doesn't think he should check the pages to see if they make sense, or it's just another Active Server Page problem. So if millions of people bought...er installed your company's faulty OS and you're in charge of the tech support pages, then make sure you microshaft them so they have to call the pay-per-crash phone support.
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