Static Backgrounds

Warning: The page you are viewing uses a static background. This is also known as a watermark. If you are not sure as to what these are, scroll down the page. You will notice that everything seems to be superimposed onto the page. You will also notice how ANNOYING this is because it's very difficult to read text.

Once there was a Boy.

His name was Jonny.

Jonny liked the internet.

One day, Jonny said, "I gonna make a webpage."

Later that day, Jonny made a webpage.

He used static backgrounds called watermarks.

This annoyed the viewers a lot.

They all got headaches.

Then they left Jonny's webpage because they didn't have the patience to see the answer to the greatest mystery of all:

How many licks does it take to get to the center of the tootsie pop?

1,548

Now, if you got this far, consider yourself very patient. I on the other hand would be back at Yahoo trying to look up the answer to the greatest mystery of all.

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