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Welcome to my page on how to make annoying web pages. Why would you want to make an annoying web page? Well because you are so jealous of the millions of others on the Internet you crazy Schlemiel! Visit the message board, the Mailing List, or the Award Page.   Here are the steps to an annoying web page: Common HTML Mistakes Text and More Text Graphics - General Backgrounds Animates Gifs Bullets Bars Music Java Frames Links Copying other Web Pages Active Server Pages Free Home Pages Cookie Cutter Web Page Design One Word: Stupidity Misleading Content Quizzes and Surveys HTML Leaks Counters Annoyingly Shocked Static Backgrounds! e-NOUGH! Browser Specific Webpages E-Commerce, E-Commerce, E-Commerce You're Finished!

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