songs to download & sing: in this order. wire, "trash-treasure" johnny cash, "bridge over troubled water" wayne wonder, "no letting go" common ft. mary j. blige, "come to me" madonna, "die another day (thee retrolectro mix)" benzino, "rock the party" the fall, "bill is dead" jackson browne, "late for the sky" vogues, "5 o'clock world" mcalmont & butler, "back for good" -if you live in the uk, you should probably buy this since it's for charity and all.
isn't it queer?: michael is reviewing fifty versions of "send in the clowns." but, of course, you knew this because you've been reading about merzbox for a month now. riiiight?
fall sets in and the change of season can be observed in my new mixdisc. as a change, i'm going to make notations about this disc synesthetically. 1. tom petty, "american girl" (from greatest hits comp, orig. 1976) -red, white, and...yellow! like a red backdrop with splotches of white and yellow. 2. easybeats, "friday on my mind" (from nuggets, vol. 2 box, orig. 1966) -pulsating red and purple. 3. happy mondays, "dennis & lois" (from pills 'n' thrills 'n' bellyaches lp, 1990) -coated in yellow, with threads of green. 4. lemon jelly, "space walk" (from mp3, 2002) -yellow and white swirls to start; the same colors undulate by song's end. 5. louis armstrong, "we have all the time in the world" (from best of james bond comp, orig. 1969) -very dark, red & purple unfurled like red carpets. 6. pet shop boys, "only the wind" (from behaviour lp, 1990) -thudding black with delicate purple and amber stabs. 7. r. dean taylor, "there's a ghost in my house" (from mp3, 1965) -the color of chrome, and just as reflective. 8. primal scream, "movin' on up" (from screamadelica lp, 1991) -just like the album cover, only formless. 9. faust, "it's a rainy day, sunshine girl" (from so far lp, 1972) -a blank slate that, after seven minutes, becomes a melange of dull colors. 10. creedence clearwater revival, "born on the bayou" (from chronicle, vol. 2 comp, orig. 1969) -black with golden strands echoing forth. 11. beck, "round the bend"(from sea change lp, 2002) -the children's raft ride in the night of the hunter. or, if you've never seen that, a black hole. 12. manic street preachers, "a design for life" (from everything must go lp, 1996) -a rainy afternoon, seen through a veil of tears. 13. moby, "feeling so real" (from songs: 1993-1998 comp, orig. 1995) -throbbing reds and purples. 14. ll cool j, "mama said knock you out" (from all world comp, orig. 1990) -a light yellowish-brown with dust motes floating. 15. mitch ryder, "when you were mine" (from mp3, orig. 1983) -translucent with red vocal shadings. 16. smiths, "cemetry gates" (from the queen is dead lp, 1986) -a large pile of november leaves. 17. take that, "back for good" (from mp3, orig. 1995) -flickering purple-flamed candles in the darkness. 18. richard & linda thompson, "dimming of the day" (from watching the dark comp, orig. 1975) -the evening sky lined with barren trees. richard's vocals on the bridge light a pale fire. 19. boyz ii men, "please don't go" (from cooleyhighharmony lp, 1991) -moonlight illuminating a very fine, snow-laced web.
if msnbc is wondering why their ratings are in the shitter -- goodbye, ashleigh banfield! -- it's because 1) not enough norah. and! 2) natalie,natalie,natalie morales is working the graveyard shift. i stumbled across this jersey-educated hottie last night when i was flipping violently between cable news networks looking for more info on the latest sniper-shooting. she stumbled and stammered a lot, as if she wasn't used to having to work on her feet (which may be the case, given the lateness of the hour.) but she looked great doing it.
meanwhile, rupert murdoch's fox news is cock of the walk, but there is not a single beguiling anchor to be found on his station. is this not the man who gave the world page 3? he better heed the failure of msnbc and get some talent on the air.
hey kids!the 6th annual freaky trigger focus group results are in! it's topped by a bootleg! and in the time it's taken to get this fg up, the bootleg has become totally passe! also: it's taken so long that i no longer agree with -- or even understand! -- most of my comments. to wit, i said this w/r/t to tweet and i don't know what it means: "not that it matters, really, since it's a fucking pear"
(but, but tom, you get my link wrong on the contributors page! the horror!)
for delillo fans: his next novel, cosmopolis, will be published in april 2003. here's a description, presumably from promotional materials: This is the story of a spectacular downfall. One man, one day, the trembling of global markets. Eric Packer, age 28, emerges from his $104-million penthouse triplex and settles into his lavishly customized white stretch limo. At age four, Packer figured out what he would weigh on every planet in the solar system. Now, he is a billionaire asset manager, and on this April day in the year 2000, he is a man with two missions: to pursue a cataclysmic bet against the yen and to get a haircut across town. His journey to the barbershop is a contemporary odyssey, funny and riveting. Stalled in traffic by a presidential motorcade, a music idol's funeral, a movie in the making, and a violent political demonstration, Eric receives a string of visitors - his experts on security, technology, currency, finance, and theory. Sometimes he leaves the car for intimate encounters. Sometimes he doesn't have to.
more don d.! the rights to underworld were purchased at the time of book's publication by scott rudin (south park, the royal tenenbaums). p.t. anderson was approached to direct, but he ultimately passed and rudin's option lapsed. the rights have since been bought by robert greenwald (xanadu, the burning bed (!)).
meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, barry sonnenfeld and disney obtained the rights to white noise in 1999. their option was scheduled to run out this month, but as recently as june '02, the movie was mentioned to have been in development at disney. i'm a bit nervous about this, but we'll see what happens.
is anyone else outraged by the nissan xterra ad featuring the stooges' "t.v. eye"? i like to consider myself a rather relaxed person. oh sure, i get flustered, even flabbergasted at times. but when i saw this ad -- with extreme skiers, no less -- i felt genuine outrage. of course this isn't the first time iggy/stooges music has been used in ads: there was nike and "search & destroy"; "the passenger" for guinness; "real wild child," used by ftd; and the ubiquitous "lust for life." none of these bothered me at the time -- in fact i was pleased to see the music get some recognition. perhaps i feel this just ossifies the trend of using "alt" music in ads, of appealing, well, to whom, exactly? it seems like it's done just to get on my nerves. "tv eye" feels like an especially personal affront, it feels like a violation of my headphone world. funhouse, i gather was not a commercially successful album, and "tv eye" is an album track. it's a song i've never heard anywhere outside of my room, my car, my discman; a song i felt that i, in particular, championed. and now it's being used to sell cars and, worst of all, it's not even a good commercial. i'm just tiring of this infringement upon my secret world by large corporations. it feels as if there's no place left for us to live privately anymore, with our passions undetected by the mainstream.
vain, selfish
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